How I met you
you: dat B funny me: and who exactly is “dat”? you: tell me, how does one “suck a fuck”? me: … me: … you: I GOT YOU MOFO!
Ten Reasons Why You Should Never Accept a Diamond... →
mohandasgandhi: frombaghdadwithlove: machistado: 1. You’ve Been Psychologically Conditioned To Want a Diamond The diamond engagement ring is a 63-year-old invention of N.W.Ayer advertising agency. The De Beers diamond cartel contracted N.W.Ayer to create a demand for what are, essentially, useless hunks of rock. 2. Diamonds are Priced Well Above Their Value The De Beers cartel has...
SMA's gonna eat j00: Been a while since we've had... →
poupon: so I’ll start one up RE: your butt your personal butt—now listen carefully because this is is addressed to you and to groups similar to you, this statement here—is not the butt of a human. you have a non-human butt. If you were to look at a shipping manifest of your pants, it…
I need to look for a math tumblr so I’ll stop distracting myself. Lol lol lol, no.
euclase: escargod: euclase: What is the big deal... →
escargod: euclase: What is the big deal about deleting things? The universe of Licia operates by its own gyros, which were brokenly calibrated in 1984ish, and now she must compulsively sort and rearrange everything in the hopes of righting said gyros. This includes deleting. Things…
Enjolraic: napoleonofcrime-locked: Read More Oh,... →
debonaircourfeyrac: napoleonofcrime-locked: Read More Oh, no - I’d never suspect you were trying to diminish the enormity of slavery! I realise we’re just discussing the emphasis on different factors in the war’s origins…it’s a very finely nuanced discussion that continues in academic (and popular history… I can not help but to some extent disagree with you. Abraham Lincoln was a...
Unfinished Thoughts: THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO RE:... →
alouettesque: We keep talking about the bad things it will bring, so I’m making a list of the good things to which we can look forward! drinking games pretty screencaps another recording alternate character interpretations to debate heatedly pretty costumes dressing up and going at… more reasons to get drunk an excuse to look at sideburns in public POPCORN!!! New excuse to sing...